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thinglets: The Pretty Evolution of the Movie Vampire

The uglier the vampire, the better the ranking for the film. Even the generally populist imdb.com can't seem to find any love for the "pretty" vamps of Twilight. Bring back Nosferatu and Barlow; they scared the shit out of me. Hell, even Blacula beat Twilight - but, as I'm sure Cuba Gooding Jr. will say in a sure-to-be-made Disney vampire dog family flick: "Show me the MONEY!" I think Twilight vamps are Vulcan; they bleed green.

Nosferatu (1922) imdb - 8.1

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Salem's Lot (1979) imdb - 6.5

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Blacula (1972) imdb - 5.4

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Twilight: New Moon (2009) imdb - 4.5

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