- We admitted we were powerless over blogging—that our opinions had become unmanageable... and then blogged about it.
- Came to believe that a Power greater than the web could restore us to sanity... and then Tweeted it.
- Made a decision to turn our keyboard and our webcams over to the care of Baud as we understood It... and then Facebooked it.
- Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves... and then MySpaced it.
- Admitted to Baud, to ourselves, and to every other human being the exact nature of our wrongs... and then Pinged it.
- Were entirely ready to have Baud remove all the defects of character mapping... and posted a pic of it on Flickr.
- Humbly asked Baud to remove our fail whales... and waited for it to happen.
- Made a list of all persons we had ReTweeted, and became willing to Friendfeed them all... and so did.
- Made direct messages to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would deprive Followers... and so we Dugg their posts.
- Continued to take social network inventory and when we were wrong promptly went to Seesmic and apologized... in 60 seconds.
- Sought through webcam and keyboard to improve our conscious contact with Baud as we understood It, typing only for knowledge of Its knowledge of us and the power to carry that out... to Technorati.
- Having had a virtual awakening as the result of page views, we tried to carry this message to luddite friends, and to practice such messaging in all our affairs... until something better comes along.
