A Russian judge has declared that, for the survival of the species, it's legal for male bosses to sexually harass female employees!
Yakov Shmirnoff's rolling over in his grave... oh, he's not dead? His career sure is! BAH-ZZING!
Maybe that means it's now okay to give Mother Russia a Mother Goose... Huh? Huh? Nothing? It's like Lenin's tomb in here.