thinglets: I'm the guy who buys the shampoo that's on sale...

pictured above: Philip B. Russian Amber Imperial Shampoo at $107 ON SALE for the 12oz. bottle. Their website has a gift section for men. Ladies, I would guess that most men, upon receiving a $100 bottle of shampoo, may require you to use the bottle as smelling salts after they pass out on the bathroom floor.

Remind me to shoot the next person who comes up with ideas for shampoo sales. Here's a pitch if you want to win me over. SHAMPOO - GETS HAIR CLEAN. DOESN'T SMELL LIKE SHIT! That's really all I want. Apparently, others disagree, because Amazon is actually selling the following:

[I could only make it through the first 15 pages out of 9000 shampoos before wanting to slit my wrists and pour Jojoba Coconut Keylime Pie Ice Cream Shampoo over them.]

 

  • Kiss My Face Whenever Shampoo for Frequent Use
  • Alterna Caviar Seasilk Moisture Shampoo
  • Bed Head Self Absorbed Shampoo
  • Paul Mitchell Lavender Mint Moisturizing Shampoo & Conditioner
  • Aubrey Organics - Honeysuckle Rose Shampoo
  • American Crew Refreshing Shampoo, Citrus Mint
  • Bumble and Bumble Sunday Shampoo
  • Dove Shampoo, Cool Moisture, Cucumber & Green Tea Scent
  • Bumble and Bumble Creme de Coco Shampoo
  • Kerastase Nutritive Bain Oleo-Relax Smoothing Shampoo for Dry and Rebellious Hair
  • Bumble and Bumble Shampoo, Seaweed
  • Head & Shoulders Hair Endurance for Men Pyrithione Zinc Dandruff Shampoo plus Conditioner
  • Canus Li'l Goat's Milk Body Wash/ Tearless Shampoo
  • DHS Tar Shampoo
  • Tigi Bed Head Superstar Sulfate-free Shampoo
  • Brazilian Blowout Acai Anti-Frizz Shampoo
  • JASON Natural Cosmetics Dandruff Relief Shampoo, Rosemary, Neem & Tea Tree
  • Fairy Tales Rosemary Repel Shampoo
  • Avalon Organics Moisturizing Shampoo, Awapuhi Mango
  • Aveda Rosemary Mint Shampoo
  • Herbal Escapes Kiwi Lime Squeeze Clarifying Shampoo
  • Nature's Gate Organics Shampoo, Chamomile & Lemon Verbena
  • DEVA by Deva Concepts: CURL NO POO CONDITIONING CLEANSER
  • WEN Sweet Almond Mint Cleansing Conditioner
  • Suave Naturals Shampoo, Fresh Mountain Strawberry
  • Lily of the Desert Aloe 80 Organics Shampoo, Daily, Aloe, Lemon & Rosemary
  • Burt's Bees Super Shiny Grapefruit & Sugar Beet Shampoo
  • Burt's Bees Pomegranate & Soy Shampoo
  • Klorane Gentle Dry Shampoo with Oat Milk Non-Aerosol Spray
  • Tigi Rockaholic Dirty Secret Dry Shampoo
  • Rusk Sensories Purify Cucurbita & Tea Tree Oil Deep Cleansing Shampoo
  • Klorane Extra Gentle Dry Shampoo with Oat Extract
  • Nutrine Garlic Shampoo
  • PHYTO Phytoprogenium Intelligent Shampoo
  • Psssssst Instant Spray Shampoo
  • Tigi Bed Head Brunette Goddess Shampoo

I would have commented on some of the above, but I believe the list speaks for itself. Now I have to go tame my rebellious hair.