On the Facebook Vanity Land Grab of aught nine. 16 reasons why you shouldn't smoke. And how the paradigms of the arts are echoed in our consumption of Social Media.
- See ya soon, but probably not.
- You are what it sounds like when lungs cry.
- Nick O'Teen is the cancer leprechaun chasing a pot of tar at the end of the rainbow.
- The filter is to protect the cigarette from your breath.
- Smoke menthol. Like lacing your shit with mint.
- You are Darwin's proof.
- You can't spell "tobacco" without your lungs.
- You know all those oldtime movie stars that made smoking sexy? All dead.
- Worried about your teeth and fingers turning yellow? Your lungs are dreaming of yellow.
- Stop kissing ass. Get the butt from your mouth.
- Cancer's cool... if you're a zodiac symbol.
- If they put cigarette package warnings on milk, would you pour it on your cereal?
- Every cigarette shortens your life by ten minutes. Light up. I want your job.
- Light up. You're in my dead pool.
- How many roads must a man walk down? Don't worry, we've got oxygen masks.
- When someone calls them Cancer Sticks, let's not argue over the semantics of them being "sticks". You don't have time to waste. I'd rather spend our remaining time basking in your asphyxiating musk.