Concerning why I haven't had a podcast up in a long while, 2009's media distractions, how James Cameron ripped off a pre-school show for Avatar, my Film-A-Month Faves for January to June 2010, and why YOU were the biggest cop out of the aught decade.
Over the past week I've been subjected to a torrent of children's programming on television. We're not talking after school specials here. I'm talking good ol' repeat a word or phrase 8000 times until we've brainwashed the yard ape fare. And while I can't say the experience was thrilling, it did galvanize into one stirring nugget that I'd like to assert presently:
- Avatar has a core team of three scientists working as an offshoot group in a human military/industrial complex on the moon Pandora in order to study and save the Na'vi natives. Wonder Pets has three pets that live in a schoolhouse and, during off-hours, they assume alter-egos to save baby animals around the world and in outer space.
- Avatar has the brainy leader (Sigourney Weaver), the bold over-confident warrior (Sam Worthington) who tries to save the Na'vi alone at first, and the caring, but overmatched (Joel Moore). Wonder Pets have the brainy guinea pig leader (Linny), the bold over-confident duckling (Ming Ming) who often tries to save the babies herself, and the caring, observant turtle (Tuck).
- The Avatar scientists have to adapt to harsh and unknown alien environments to help the Na'vi survive. Wonder Pets adapt to jungles, tundra, ice floes, oceans, and outer space to help the baby animals survive.
- Avatar scientists sync into an Na'vi genetic "host" to get the job done; the name for these hosts are Avatars. The alter-ego inspires the title of the film. Wonder Pets transform from school animals to Wonder Pets by jumping into costumes which makes them Wonder Pets - inspiring the title of the show.
- The Avatars fly around on dragon-like creatures. The Wonder Pets fly around on the Flyboat.
- Avatar's animation was based on rendering of live actors combined with CG environments. Wonder Pets uses photo-puppetry, allowing animators to use photos of live animals combined with drawn objects.
- Avatar used an orchestra for a complex musical score. Wonder Pets uses a 10 piece live orchestra for every episode.
My second annual Film-A-Month Faves starts with this January to June 2010 list. The release dates may change over the course of the year. I'm taking this year's information from www.film-releases.com. While I'm not saying that I won't see other films that come out, the thoughts of the lovehatemind may surprise you as we look into the future.
From 2012 to Brizzly to Flowcharts to Deals to James Cameron to Avatar to Writing to Shakespeare to Paul McCartney to Doing it in the Road, the epic Podcast 116 awaits your eardrums.
- It cost $237 million US to make, which is bigger than the GDP of nine countries!
- The Na'vi killed and ate the Ewoks before taking over their planet.
- Sigourney Weaver doesn't answer to the name Ripley.
- James Cameron hasn't made a film since Titanic and may blow a gasket when isohunt.com posts a copy a day early.
- Leonardo DiCaprio ain't the king of this world.
- Big let down when you find the entire story is just John Connor playing a video game on Skynet.
- The film could never live up to Cameron's masterpiece Piranha Part Two: The Spawning.
- If there's not a place for Tom Arnold in a film, I just can't support it.
- Sam Worthington's in a remake of Clash of the Titans; don't encourage him, or next he may re-imagine Krull.
- Remember the budget for Waterworld? I'm just sayin'!