It never fails that a couple of times of year I'm stunned that I turned out so well. Not to toot my own horn or anything, but I watched Sesame Street a couple of hours a day while I was a kid, and...

I have no idea why, but this clip of James Earl Jones reciting the alphabet used to scare the living shit out of me as a 3 year old. I used to running out of the room screaming. So I decided to return...