In my weekend-long search for relevance over the mad onslaught on tweets about the Apple iPad, I decided to trek back 8 months and do a little recursive deconstruction on the history of the iPad as seen through Mashable.com. A list of tech blog posts that I believe lends credence to my belief of the continuing Ourobouros of technology "journalism" on the web.
We can divine the future of this marketing behemoth called the iPad by looking at the simple history of the past 40 years of pop can design and functionality. Also, I just wanted to talk about the iPad to get people to listen.
Perpetuating new levels of idiocy in ranting about "Tasting the Awesome", being duped by "Officiality", renaming the "iPad" into something more realistic, and how James Earl Jones scared the shit out of me as a child, long before he was ever the voice of Vader.