Okay... so I went a little bit off on these so-called "liners" who must see everything midnight of the day before everyone else sees it.
"I hate every ape I see, from Chimpan-A to Chimpanzee.
Oh you'll never make a monkey out of me.
Oh my god, I was wrong. It was earth all along.
You've finally made a monkey out of me!
...I love you Dr. Zaius!"
- Troy McClure
Well I don't want no Abba Zaba.
Don't want no Almond Joy.
There ain't nothing better
Suitable for this boy.
Well it's the only thing
That can pick me up
Better than a cup of gold.
See only a chocolate Jesus
Can satisfy my soul.
- Tom Waits