Calling out Easter for what it's become for me, remembering when I used to read, and a healthy dose of reality/lunacy from Raoul Duke.
Can I deconstruct a religious flyer without sounding like I'm mocking the religion? Press play to find out!
"If the Apocalypse comes, beep me." - Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Well I don't want no Abba Zaba.
Don't want no Almond Joy.
There ain't nothing better
Suitable for this boy.
Well it's the only thing
That can pick me up
Better than a cup of gold.
See only a chocolate Jesus
Can satisfy my soul.
- Tom Waits
George Michael said you gotta have faith. I say, believe in what you will, just don't fart in my vicinity.
What if the US remembered that Canadians burned down the White House in the War of 1812? Would they tear down the 14 Tim Horton's location in NYC in the same way they're opposed to a mosque?
Note: all regular content of me ranting in this podcast is Creative Commons, but I took the unusual step of adding a song at the end. I cannot attest to their views on the issue or inclusion in my rants... deliberations.
If you like the song (it's called The War of 1812 (The White House Burned) by Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie) find somewhere to buy it online... I couldn't find a link or I would have provided it here. Here's their website store regardless.
This podcast is NOT safe for work, NOT safe for kids, NOT safe for those easily offended, NOT safe for those who abhor criticisms of their faith, NOT safe for me to publish, NOT safe for me to record, NOT possible for me to ignore and NOT without a plea, a call, and an insistence that NO ONE is above the law.