thinglets: Burundi Albino Boy Dismembered

It's been two years since I first found one of the most terrifying and bizarre stories I'd ever read or heard about. Everyone who follows my twitter feed knows that I'm a sucker for bizarre articles, but when I found a link appear in my newsfeed to Tanzania's Albino Genocide, I was immediately dumbstruck.

I don't know what inspired me to make a lovehatethings post out of it, but, in retrospect, the topic held some gravitas. To date, that initial post has been read over 23,000 times, and I've received numerous emails and comments about it. I've since maintained a bit of a watch on the subject of albinos in Burundi and Tanzania being slaughtered and dissected for parts because some witch doctors believe it is magic.

I still shake my head to this day.

I am not an albino, nor have I ever been to Tanzania or Burundi, nor do I have ANY tie whatsoever to the cultures involved suffice to say this: the human race is fucked up beyond belief when I'm still reading about ANY nine year-old being dismembered for ANY reason whatsoever.

This blog is often about pop culture minutiae and mindless drivel that sustains me from one day to the next. I am often loathe to be too serious, lest someone take me for someone who really gives a damn about hair care products, cereal boxes, Steve Jobs' foibles, or some new cool tilt-shift video clip from Vimeo. 

I am not often moved to violence, more prone to expressions of disbelief and frustration, so perhaps Bruce Cockburn best expresses what I'm thinking when I keep hearing stories like this for the ongoing lifetime of this blog. And perhaps, out of all the things I've claimed to hate, they all pale in comparison to this.

I want to raise every voice -- at least I've got to try.
Every time I think about it water rises to my eyes.
Situation desperate, echoes of the victims cry.
If I had a rocket launcher... Some son of a bitch would die.

thinglets: I'm the guy who buys the shampoo that's on sale...

pictured above: Philip B. Russian Amber Imperial Shampoo at $107 ON SALE for the 12oz. bottle. Their website has a gift section for men. Ladies, I would guess that most men, upon receiving a $100 bottle of shampoo, may require you to use the bottle as smelling salts after they pass out on the bathroom floor.

Remind me to shoot the next person who comes up with ideas for shampoo sales. Here's a pitch if you want to win me over. SHAMPOO - GETS HAIR CLEAN. DOESN'T SMELL LIKE SHIT! That's really all I want. Apparently, others disagree, because Amazon is actually selling the following:

[I could only make it through the first 15 pages out of 9000 shampoos before wanting to slit my wrists and pour Jojoba Coconut Keylime Pie Ice Cream Shampoo over them.]

 

  • Kiss My Face Whenever Shampoo for Frequent Use
  • Alterna Caviar Seasilk Moisture Shampoo
  • Bed Head Self Absorbed Shampoo
  • Paul Mitchell Lavender Mint Moisturizing Shampoo & Conditioner
  • Aubrey Organics - Honeysuckle Rose Shampoo
  • American Crew Refreshing Shampoo, Citrus Mint
  • Bumble and Bumble Sunday Shampoo
  • Dove Shampoo, Cool Moisture, Cucumber & Green Tea Scent
  • Bumble and Bumble Creme de Coco Shampoo
  • Kerastase Nutritive Bain Oleo-Relax Smoothing Shampoo for Dry and Rebellious Hair
  • Bumble and Bumble Shampoo, Seaweed
  • Head & Shoulders Hair Endurance for Men Pyrithione Zinc Dandruff Shampoo plus Conditioner
  • Canus Li'l Goat's Milk Body Wash/ Tearless Shampoo
  • DHS Tar Shampoo
  • Tigi Bed Head Superstar Sulfate-free Shampoo
  • Brazilian Blowout Acai Anti-Frizz Shampoo
  • JASON Natural Cosmetics Dandruff Relief Shampoo, Rosemary, Neem & Tea Tree
  • Fairy Tales Rosemary Repel Shampoo
  • Avalon Organics Moisturizing Shampoo, Awapuhi Mango
  • Aveda Rosemary Mint Shampoo
  • Herbal Escapes Kiwi Lime Squeeze Clarifying Shampoo
  • Nature's Gate Organics Shampoo, Chamomile & Lemon Verbena
  • DEVA by Deva Concepts: CURL NO POO CONDITIONING CLEANSER
  • WEN Sweet Almond Mint Cleansing Conditioner
  • Suave Naturals Shampoo, Fresh Mountain Strawberry
  • Lily of the Desert Aloe 80 Organics Shampoo, Daily, Aloe, Lemon & Rosemary
  • Burt's Bees Super Shiny Grapefruit & Sugar Beet Shampoo
  • Burt's Bees Pomegranate & Soy Shampoo
  • Klorane Gentle Dry Shampoo with Oat Milk Non-Aerosol Spray
  • Tigi Rockaholic Dirty Secret Dry Shampoo
  • Rusk Sensories Purify Cucurbita & Tea Tree Oil Deep Cleansing Shampoo
  • Klorane Extra Gentle Dry Shampoo with Oat Extract
  • Nutrine Garlic Shampoo
  • PHYTO Phytoprogenium Intelligent Shampoo
  • Psssssst Instant Spray Shampoo
  • Tigi Bed Head Brunette Goddess Shampoo

I would have commented on some of the above, but I believe the list speaks for itself. Now I have to go tame my rebellious hair.

thinglets: Urban Projection Mapping

After watching this video of light transforming the facade of this building, I am reminded of a few things, while rethinking a few others:

1) How cool Las Vegas looks when landing at night.
2) The potential for bringing artistic vision to the concrete jungle.
3) The term "urban makeover".
4) That, like any projection system, a stark white wall would work best.
5) That companies will start to build stark white walls.
6) That instead of video screens on top of buildings dominating a cityscape ala Philip K. Dick's dreams, the buildings themselves will be screens.
7) That "This wall brought to you by Coca-Cola" or "Honda" is not too far in our future.
8) That this is Honda technology.
9) That no matter how cynical numbers 5-8 sound, this is really cool.

the lovehate podcast finds a search engine

Search Engine #63 (Jesse Brown) / CC BY-NC-SA 2.5

I am waxing educational on this week's Search Engine podcast on TVO.org. The host, Jesse Brown spoke with another Ontario teacher a couple of weeks ago about all of the benefits of smartphones in the classroom. I audio commented a more cautionary tale, and thus the episode was born.

Most excellently the podcast is offered under a Creative Commons license and, thus, I alternately serve it up here at lovehatethings.

Thanks to Jesse for being such a gracious podhost.

thinglets: Lawrence Lessig and the Ethics of Openness


If you can give up one syndicated sit-com tonight and devote 18 commercial-free minutes to an empassioned Lawrence Lessig speaking on the ethics and left/right politics of "openness" as it relates to creativity.

That it is another fine example of a TED talk goes without saying, but it's nice to see the fervor that Lessig devoted to copyright alone has started to transcend other realms as well.

Be thankful for the localized TEDx talks around the world, because, quite frankly, the original TED conference itself, with it's auditorium of millionaires, doesn't seem too open to me.

thinglets: A Great Way To See Bad News

couresy vimeo.com and www.nicouthe.de

This beautiful animation on the devolution of the world's economy through the life cycle of a newspaper press has become my re-watch of the weekend. A stark visual metaphor about the global financial crisis seemingly spawned by an Economist headline from a couple of years ago: WORLD ON THE EDGE.

Examining the role of media in perpetuating self-fulfilling prophecy, one wonders if news networks ever came on the air and said: "Meteor about to hit the earth in a week - Humanity Finished", would such a proclamation spawn the end of society as we know it WITHOUT a meteor actually existing.

Reflections on the power of media and the importance of keeping it in the hands of the people and never out of reach.

thinglets: A Network Saga in Nottawasaga

I'm at a hotel/resort in Nottawasaga, Ontario. Never heard of it? Neither had I. (map below)

And I don't have much to say except to ask this: why the hell am I getting better download speeds over wi-fi in my end-of-wing hotel room than I get via cable at home. I call your attention to number beside the small, green circle checkmark at the bottom of the above picture. That's right 1.1MB PER SECOND!

Apologies to bandwidth conservators, but I'm taking this opportunity to download this past year's SXSW free music packages to my laptop.

Something's rotten in the state of my ISP. Can I just move in here?


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