And so to complete my Film-A-Month Faves for the 2010 year. (Part One Picks here
) No doubt they'll differ with yours, which should be all the impetus you need to go out, do some research, and discover why I'm right. The second half source of the film picks is provided by themovieinsider.com
Tons of summer blockbusters and feelgood flicks for one and all in July. There's a Tom Cruise action yarn in Knight & Day
, a kooky Steve Carrell comedy in Despicable Me
, and a pretty good looking dark sci-fi pic in Inception
. Yet even with all the big blockbusters that will probably take home the green, the film I'm waiting for is The Last Airbender
If you've never seen the anime series entitled Avatar: The Last Airbender, (I know. Get used to it.) then you need to download, borrow, or buy the three seasons of one of the most captivating cartoon story arcs to come out in years. I never thought I'd like the style, but was quickly drawn into the mythos and the characters. I really want this film to work, and am both excited and scared shitless to see M. Night Shyamalan at the helm.
I've been waiting for a film like this for years. Although they've sprinkled in a few too many still viable stars for my liking, this Stallone vehicle is sure to walk away with the exploding cake this summer (I don't even know what that means). If Arnold wasn't pretending to be a politician. he would've been perfect in this. As it is, Stallone, Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren and Mickey Rourke... that this film even got made without one of them stabbing another is beyond me. Got to see it!
Okay. I'll say it first. September 2010 sucks for films. If I wasn't up to my neck in nine months of this list already, I'd just say stay home and get ready for hockey season. But since I've made the commitment, and I'm under the impression things will suck anyway, I'm going to use this opportunity to break a cardinal rule and see an Adam Sandler film. Actually, my hopes are high in that Sandler wrote this film, but does not star in it.
The premise for Born to Be a Star
actually looks pretty funny: a young man discovers his parents were porn stars in the 70s and heads to the big city to echo their successes. Although I've given up on Adam Sandler films being much beyond a premise and coin flip these days, this premise could win with head or tail - although it does have the Pauly Shore factor to overcome.
I didn't think September's suckage could be topped, but October comes close. With a handful of fluff releases including Jackass 3D
and Saw VII
(I ain't makin' this shit up), and a film that I probably will eventually see in Red
(Bruce Willis and Morgan Freeman), my October pick is (cringe) The Social Network
It's not that I really care too much about Zuckerberg and the Facebook story, it's just that they had to go and get Aaron Sorkin to write the screenplay and David Fincher to direct it... hell, if Sorkin and Fincher worked on Jackass 3D, I'd go to see it instead. I imagine the story will be heavily embellished and likely disappointing for many, but I do like Jesse Eisenberg as "the other Michael Cera" in most films.
Movies in November that scare me because they've got tempting elements, but otherwise repulsive qualities: Megamind
(+Brad Pitt, +Tina Fey, -Will Ferrell), Unstoppable
(+Chris Pine, +Denzel Washington, -plot), Red Dawn
(+nostalgia, -sacrilege). And I'm not going to see the new Harry Potter
, but am afraid if I trash it, some Hogwart's geek will cast a virus spell on me. My pick is Due Date
... and hear me out on this one.
It has Robert Downey Jr. and Zach Galifianakis in what looks to be a reworking of Planes, Trains and Automobiles. Now I know that this could be a bomb of epic proportions, but to see these two together on screen could be comedy gold.
Almost a full year away and the 2010 Film-A-Month Faves picks ends with a tough pick between two nostalgia winners: Tron: Legacy
and The Green Hornet
. Here's the thing... I'm expecting less out of the The Green Hornet because of the Seth Rogen pick. I hope he does a great job, but we already know that while this might be a fun film, it's not going to be a Dark Knight. Tron has more potential to disappoint me because of the regard I held for the original film during my childhood. I know that I will see both of these films, but if I had to pick one, it would be Tron - not because I know it will be better, but because I think it has the potential to be.
This also means I'll probably be relegating the next chapter of The Chronicles of Narnia
to the rental pile, but so be it. If Aslan doesn't like it, he can come and get some.
P.S. December film I will NEVVVVER see... Gulliver's Travels
starring Jack Black (shudder).
So that's it. Film-A-Month Faves for 2010. Let me know if you agree or not. And remember, Hollywood films set revenue records in 2009. If you wouldn't pay to see a film in a theater, but some friend has a pirated Russian download on their screen... give it two minutes, or twenty... maybe you'll go and see it in the theater... or not... in which case nobody lost anything because you would never have seen it anyway.